None of these things smell to me, so I assume Toby's (my husband) thinks they do because of puppy breath. Should start getting Agis used to a toothbrush!
Agis, who has started biting (squee!), was sitting with Toby and started mouthing him.
Toby: No. Agis, no. No.
Me: Don't just tell him no, redirect him
Toby: I don't have anything
Me: hands Toby a Kong ring
Toby: gives it to Agis
Toby: Not this one! It smells like pee!
Me: It does not
Toby: Something else
Me: hands Toby a tug
Toby: NOT THAT! That smells like poop!
Me: He never pooped on that! You said that, but I've smelled the whole thing and it doesn't!
Toby: Something else! It does!
Me, looking around: Fine. Uh...
Me: picks up stuffed rabbit
Me: Here. hahahaha
Me: Hahaha, Agis hahahaha, Agis hahahaha, he hahahaha, HE POOPED ON IT BUT I WASHED IT HAHAHAHAHAHA