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<DIV ="RTE">13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff...... ..And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect </DIV>
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<DIV ="RTE">Pass this on to your girlfriends who might need a good laugh! Or men who
need a warning! </DIV>
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<DIV ="RTE">And remember: Money talks...chocolate sings.
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<DIV =RTE>Another giggle... My husband, unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a
moodring to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe
next time he'll buy diamonds. </DIV>
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<DIV =RTE>Have some chocolate.
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Thats funny
I love the bit about the mood ring !!
 
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