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<DIV>DOG HAIR WARNING!

In a press release today, the National Institutes of Health hasannounced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hairof dogs. This substance, called "Amobacter canis" has been linked withthe following symptoms, especially in female humans:

Reluctance to cook
Reluctance to perform housework
Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats
Reluctance to work except in support of dog(s)
Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an addiction).</DIV>
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Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end.

This has been a public service announcement.</DIV>
 

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That is way too cute, too bad I don't agree being a "female"and all.
 

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OMG this is so true !!! My hubby says don't bring up the dogs !!! or else you'll get a ear full !!
 
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