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The life of a puppy...This morning I woke up and kissed my dads head. I peed on the carpet, then went back to bed. "The life of a puppy, oh my, this is great." Then I thought about breakfast,"I hope its not too late." Mom took me outside, we walked for a while. This never fails to make Mama smile. I sniffed of everything, that we did pass, I ate something weird-It gave me gas. Im sure God loves me, I know that is true. He gave me so many great things to chew. Rugs, plants or rocks, I really dont care. What I really like best is Dads underwear.That obedience book was sort of yummy. Though it didnt sit well on my poor puppy tummy. I threw up a bit, but that was all right,when mom found it later, I was well out of sight. I made streamers of T.P. while running at full speed. Mom is pretty quick-but I was still in the lead! I flew under the bed, and Mom flew past. She stopped, shook her head, and breathed "your too fast" Mama later phoned Daddy. amd said, "It was frightning!" That afternoon she thought I pooped Lightning.(She'd sat at the computer, while I chewed the cord, she thought I was mad, but I was just bored.) When Mama had enough, couldn't take anymore, thats when my tushy got shoved out the door. I love it inside, but outside is best. Lay in the cool grass, and had a good rest. That didn't last long, there was too much to do-Can't quite remember where I hid Daddy shoe. I found a old bone, and scratched at a flea, I watched the dumb squirrels as they jumped in a tree. I barked at the kids, when they got off the bus. I can't figure why this makes Mama fuss. I barked at the neighbor, I barked at the wind. I barked and I barked, till Mom yelled,"COME IN". The sun dipped in the west-soon Daddy would come home. I sure love my Daddy, we always have fun! I barked at my Daddy, the turned on my charms, I woo-wooed, "Hello," then jumped in his arms. Sitting under the table -its so hard to wait. Daddy slipped me a goodie right off of his plate. I raced through the house, and scattered my toys, ricocheted off the furniture, and made lots of noise. Mom found her purse-the one I abused. Daddy let loose a chuckle. Mom asked, "Amused??" I cowered down low, I must be in trouble. Dad said, Wasn't MY boy, it must be his double! Mom turned off the tv, and said "time for bed." Dad said "Lets go boy," and patted my head.I got in my spot, between Mom and Dad, I thought 'bout my day and what fun I had. Mama kicked out my bone from the covers below,then let loose a sigh-a sigh deep and low. She gave me a kiss, and snuggled me tight, and whispered so softly, "My darling goodnight".</BLOCKQUOTE>
 

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And Adam said, Lord when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me. And God said, No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will know that I love you, even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish, and childish, and unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself. And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, But Lord, I have already named all the animals in the kingdom and all the good names are taken and I cannot think of a name for this new animal. And God said, No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name is to be DOG. And DOG lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And DOG was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that Adams guardian angel came to the Lord and said," Lord, Adam has become full of pride, and he struts and preens like a peacock and believes he is worthy of adoration. DOG has indeed taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility." And the Lord said, No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not worthy of adoration.(And no, Barcurdan it is not a woman!
) And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And CAT would not listen toor obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into CATs eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility. And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved.(I really like that part
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