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I think we are drawbn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't sure we knew better.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket, and the giving Fido only two of them.
Puppies are nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.
Its a dog eat dog world, and Im wearing milkbone underwear.
Some days your the dog, some days your the hydrant.
The greatest pleasure
of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love and his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverence, and to turn around three times before lying down.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who don't have the guts to bite people themselves.
The ideal dog food would be a ration that tastes like postman.
Every dog may have his day, but its the puppies that have the weak ends!
Anytime you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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I think we are drawbn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't sure we knew better.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket, and the giving Fido only two of them.
Puppies are nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.
Its a dog eat dog world, and Im wearing milkbone underwear.
Some days your the dog, some days your the hydrant.
The greatest pleasure
of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love and his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverence, and to turn around three times before lying down.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who don't have the guts to bite people themselves.
The ideal dog food would be a ration that tastes like postman.
Every dog may have his day, but its the puppies that have the weak ends!
Anytime you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
