Notice to people who visit my home

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Kitty

Discussion Starter · Mar 21, 2005

Notice to people who visit my home

1. The dog lives here. You don't

2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

3.OF COURSE she smells like a dog.

4.Yes she has some disgusting habits. so do I and so do you. What's your point?

5. It's her nature to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff hers.

6. I like her a lot better than I like most people.

7. To you she's a dog. To me she's a adopted daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things.

8. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called. never drive your car don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant you can sell the pups.

9. The same applies for the cat, except they will ignore you .....until you're asleep

I do have this on my front door !!!

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Rotty2TheCore

· #2 · Mar 21, 2005

LMAO!! me likey hee hee

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missy30

· #3 · Mar 22, 2005

That's a good one!

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MuddBabie

· #4 · Mar 22, 2005

hey kitty- can i print that out??? i really like it, and would like to post it on my front door. lol

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Arcticcat

· #5 · Mar 23, 2005

Very good I like it I like it

Hugg your rottie today

Tom.

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Kitty

Discussion Starter · #6 · Mar 23, 2005

Sure you can I have copy's made here for people that want one .......

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MuddBabie

· #7 · Mar 23, 2005

thanks kitty

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Kitty

Discussion Starter · #8 · Mar 23, 2005

When I first put it up,I would see friends coming and wonder what wastaking them so long to knock only to find them standing there reading this sign

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missy30

· #9 · Mar 23, 2005

Hey do you care if I put it in my website.

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Kitty

Discussion Starter · #10 · Mar 23, 2005

No Missy go right ahead , it sure lets people know that your a dog lover now doesn't it !

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barcurdan

· #11 · Mar 23, 2005

Kitty ,

I sent you a copy of the
pic you liked ( rescue dogs ) ....

If you can not download it
i will e - mail you the
original ....

I also want to copy this lil saying !!!

Sorta lets em know who's
the boss b-4 they get
in the door .....

Edited by: barcurdan

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Kitty

Discussion Starter · #12 · Mar 25, 2005

Thanks barcurdan ! if you want a copy of people who visit pm me your email address and I will send it to you!

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