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Things to Ponder


Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before
they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do
banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich
meat round?

Why! do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra pennygoing to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck
wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?



What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?



If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty
for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
see you butt ass naked anyway.



If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?



Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they
tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and
asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?



Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask wherethe bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out
the window?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the
first place?
 

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ok I am going to be the brave one here and try to anwser some of your questions.................


1) yes I have seen my child do this when kick under water.


2) I would say a judge.


3) Money does grow on trees, the bank just won't share the trees.


4)Depend on who made the meat, I buy square meat to it will fit right on the bread.


5) The extra penny goes to taxs.


6) Get back to you on that one.


7) yes you will get fired for being a trader.


8) get back to you there.


9) These people just are bored and needed something weird to talk about.


10) some things just are not fair.


11) I wonder the same thing there.


12) good question there.


13) I know the answer here just can't post it.


14) no


15) I will do the search on that one.


16) they needed to find a way to make some of us waste bread.


17) the little man that turns on the light said he was not going into the freezer.


18) good question again.


19) some one was that bored,


20) yes he an, I think it does count as more than 1 person in a car.


21) he really was not that smart.(from what I hear)


22) Most people I know do a little dance if they need to know where the bathroom is, does that count?


23)get back to you there.


24) get back to you there too.


25)again get back to you.


26)ok you are starting to stump me here.


27) I hope here not babies.


28) yes


29) No, chucky cheese is the other one.


30) yes, how weird.


31) I did not.


32) get back to you there, got to see if I can get ahold of NASA.


33) I think we need to brush our teeth, we don't like doggy beath, and they don't like human breath.


34) no





Looking backI see I missed 5 question. sorry!!
 
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